theblankblueprint:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

PUNS

theblankblueprint:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

PUNS

mermaids-kisses:

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mermaids-kisses:

☼ follow mermaids-kisses for all summer, all the time! 

go follow my INSTAGRAM (allylittle97)

preppyprepitude:

Paris is always a good idea

preppyprepitude:

Paris is always a good idea

brooklyngirlsinscarves:

Positano!

brooklyngirlsinscarves:

Positano!

liverquiver:

maybe i would eat that baby you don’t know my life

liverquiver:

maybe i would eat that baby you don’t know my life

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a fuckin sideview of it prancing through nature

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motivationalstudents:

Source here.
I love this poster!

motivationalstudents:

Source here.

I love this poster!